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1. What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
   A dino-snore!

2. What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?
   A thesaurus!

3. How do you know if there's a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
   The door won't close!

4. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
   Try-try-try-ceratops!

5. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
   Do-you-think-he-saurus!

6. Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
   It had dino-sore feet!

7. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
   Dino-mite!

8. What do you call twin dinosaurs?
   Pair-o-dactyls!

9. What’s the best thing to do if you see a T-Rex?
   Hope he doesn’t see you!